[Celestin]

Do it Celestin style.

I'll start by swinging a 2 by 4 into your right pelvis, pulping the flesh and shattering the bone. As you crumple to the floor, eyes rolling up toward the top of your head in agony I neatly make a large incision over your medulla and a small incision over your stomach. I then reach down into the hole over your stomach and grab your small intestine which I drag out and subsequently tie around your esophagus. Before complete asphyxiation, I swing the 2 by 4 into your right pelvis again, and this time, I remove the bone shards that are forcefully pushed out of your side by the force of impact. Using these bone shards, I gouge out your eyeballs before jamming them into your knee, just below the kneecap. I then use an extra large and sharp cheese grater and begin grating off layers of your flesh off your arm and feed them to you. As your esophagus is closed off, the food accumulates in your esophagus, causing your esophagus to expand and stretch many fold, causing immense pain. In the end, your esophagus will burst. Ahhh XD