I help with youre leveling success and being better player!

[Tayosis]

So, since there is no good post to follow in order to people to learn to get gooder at video games, I decided I would go ahead and make a post to help people get gooder. This just going to be a quick little post that goes over my training routine for getting my body adjusted to get less sleep in the days of release, and how i play for the end of leveling to be the best and first one to the end of leveling.

First things of all, you must prepare your body for sleeping little very much during the course of the 2 weeks of starting Aion. If you are going to be the best, you can't sleep...much. I'm going to schedule now for the last month at least where I only get 3 hours of sleep every night, but it's a 18 hour time cycle, so sometimes I am not even sleeping at night, but in the middle of the afternoon. Obviously you wont not be able to train as hard as me since I've been practicing this for some time now, and you dont have time to catch up with me to be the best and fastest level player on the NA servers. That why I waited so long before releasing my guide to this, because I no there are some player out there that are almost more hardcore than me, but now I have advantages and they dont.

Second things of all, you got to be ready to refuel your body whenever you start to feel tiredish. The key to my strategy comes in making the full 18 hour durations of grind playing before falling to sleep. Every 6 hours you sould eat something, not like a full meal, but probably like a hot pocket, or even a totino's Pizza (this is my one of my sponser's, they give me $1 off every time I buy 4 pizzas at the grocery store, so I go ahead and put them in my post). On another thing, you should have a stockpile of drinks in your fridge, everything from monster to 5 hour energy for that extremme moment where you just know you're going to fall asleep before your 18 hour is up. I get a full case of water in there too, but that's just so I dont have to get up for bathroom unless it's #2 I have to go. I usually just dump the water in the sink, and keep the empty bottles next to me at the desk.

Third things of all, some people say to me, how do you afford to play all this time with no time for other things. Well you see, I have sponsers, people that yes, pay me to play video games. First of all, i'm going to let you guyses all know my sponsers, but I appreciate you not going and trying to steal them from me, as it would be very hard on my chances of being best player in Aion for NA. Like I said earlier, Totino's is one of my big supporters, but I've also got a local area network computer shop that allows me to play there for free and they pay me $6 an hour to be there and playing for up to 20 hours a week. This isn't the best sponser, because sometimes people need stuff and then I get interrupted, but I have to keep putting up with the annoying other people because my sponser says they'll drop me if I dont help out the rest of the other people that are there. I can understand that, they want me to show how good I am by help noobs that dont really understand how to be the best. My last sponser is Starbucks, I sometimes take my secondary lap-cessible computering device there when I need some fresh air. They are so happy to have me there, that they give my laptop internet and let me play my games while I drink my Venti Strawberry Banana Steamer. I would drink coffee to help stay awake, but it just tastes so gross...i dont know how adults drink that stuff every time in the morning.

Well those are my starting tips, I really hope you guys appreciate the hard work and time i've put into this guide as I think it will help with all you guys are doing and make you successful in your aion careers, but not more successful than me, because lol, if you're more successful than me in my successfulness of aion, then next time you'll have to make a successful guide for me to be successful withwhen I level in the next game I play, but I doubt I'll quit aion because it's been so successful in china that it's gotta be as successful over here in NA too, that's why I want to be successful and the best around.

-Tayosis

[Kyrinic]

I realize that English probably isn't your primary language, but people would be better off taking instructions from Jin on Lost pre-1970's time travel.

[Tayosis]

I am from America, I dont understand what you meaning.

[BrokenBrain]

OMG, Totino's Pizza still exists?

Dang, I'd forgotten about them. 99 cents for a pizza! That would tide me over in college when I was so sick of ramen I couldn't stand the smell of it anymore.

But back on topic, do you have a physical copy of your guide somewhere that I could buy? And do you make inspirational posters that I can look at when I'm fighting the urge to sleep?

I'm planning on making an AION shrine where I meditate til the release. That way I can clear my mind of anything that doesn't involve AION. If I could get some posters filled with your wisdom I think this would really help my mental state.

[diehard2222]

lol cant train as hard as you.. thats hilarious... you are a funny guy. i like your style. keep up the hard training lmfao... and his english is nyerking fine you noobs.

[Chase Payne]

Basically I have to live like a person who doesn't have a life? No thanks.

[Daddz]

Great tips. However I for one will not be racing to get to cap, seem's too much to do in this game to rush it.

But each to thier own, enjoy.

[Tayosis]

Originally Posted by BrokenBrain

But back on topic, do you have a physical copy of your guide somewhere that I could buy? And do you make inspirational posters that I can look at when I'm fighting the urge to sleep?

I do not have a physical guide yet, but I willt ry to get to have amazon be a sponser of me so that they will have my guide for people to buy if that's how dedicated they are to being better.

Here is the first poster of the newly inspirational posters.

[imagge] http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eepposter1.jpg [/imagge]

[Dante]

Nice troll heh

[Tayosis]

guyz...i may have to take my guide down, it turns out that posturepedic (foudn here: Sealy Posturepedic®, the Mattress made for a Better Six hours of sleep) has caught word of my inspiration, and they are filing suits of law against me in the courts of *where I live*. They feel like I'm going to be hurt on there business for what I get people to do. Please do me a favors and contact them to let tehm all aware i'm not trying to hurt their business.

(found here: Write:

Sealy Company Headquarters
Attn: Consumer Support
One Office Parkway at Sealy Dr
Trinity, NC 27370
Call:

1-800-MY-SEALY
(business hours 9:00 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. ET, Mon. – Fri.)




there website, is very informatiion filled though, turns out i may need a new mattress.

[Invalid Error]

Lol holy crapshit!

I just Lol'd, for real this time fellas!

Best..post...ever...

Your humor ++
Style +++

I want to get gooder too, please to be able to send me updates to your guide!
I train harder then most i know anybody but you!
SO please be to keeping updates for your postings!
I am able to keep track of many thing, so dont be shy on the tips for us that wants to be
as more successful as you are but not as much as you cause we would then have to
stop training and grinding us selves to post on updates to guides for others who are
not as successful as us to get more gooder and help them to grind like us for success!

[Daelhoof]

Wow.

My guide is so much easier.

It includes: not killing myself gaming. Live a normal life and only play a few hours several nights week.

It's not going to level me to 50 in a month, but it's not worth ****ing your health over a game.

[Nadya]

i rather be the best in the MMO called real life.

playing games are meant for fun not to replace reality

[diehard2222]

Originally Posted by Tayosis

guyz...i may have to take my guide down, it turns out that posturepedic .... blah blah blah.

you are trying too hard now. :/

[NathanM]

When I saw the title, I knew I wouldn't read it. When I saw the wall of text, I decided it's time to go to sleep.