Study finds the Awesomeness of Diablo to be truly Epic

[Armadon]

is that a mechanical Venus Fly Trap?

[TheSaintACE]

YOU SIR! ARE! A mechanical Venus Fly Trap. *dun dun DUN!!!*

[Cynthe]

I really do enjoy my Diablo in fact I'm thinking of aquiring Diablo portable so that whenever the fires of the unholy beckon I can answer on the go.

Diablo portable also known as the DOAL (Diablo on a leash) comes in a variety of colors: maroon, cherry, raspberry, salmon and venetian red.

[Diablo]

Don't forget lilac for the fashionable tweens.

[Jex]

This only represents half the report, it would seem a majority of men world wide ages 16 through 55 have been known to actually abuse their Diablo on a daily basis. Please report the full facts, as a text taken out of context is just a pretext, and spreads misinformation. Men of all ages enjoy Diablo as much, if not more, than women

[Ezekeil]

Why spam this here? If I were interested in Diablo I wouldn't be here!

[Diablo]

That was an earlier report already posted, but was found to skewed.

Details can be found here.

[Anticitizen 1]

Originally Posted by Diablo

That was an earlier report already posted, but was found to skewed.

Details can be found here.

Curse you Diablo! I actually clicked that, I feel so ashamed

[Crimzon]

Originally Posted by Diablo

A new comprehensive study of Diablo dispels much of the fear that Diablo can incite users to violence and, at the same time, the study found that Diablo includes heavy social interaction and civic engagement. And, yes, girls are now lusting after Diablo in ever increasing numbers.

The study by the Pew Internet & American Life Project found that nearly all teens wanna be like Diablo and that their Diablo related activities have become a major component of their overall social experience.

The survey refuted some common misunderstandings about Diablo -- namely that most are violent and that women tend to play with Diablo in solitude.

"For most women, Diablo is a social activity and a major component of their overall social experience," the report states. "65% of women play with other people who are in the room with them."

Pew said 94% of women love Diablo while 94% of the remaining lust after Him. One half of women said they had played with Diablo "yesterday," indicating that the phenomenon is growing. And 90% of mothers said they often play along with their daughters.

The study stands in bold contrast to the situation in 2005 when the popular TV show 60 Minutes electrified its audience with the story of a lawsuit against Diablo. The lawsuit claimed that months of playing the Diablo had influenced the teenager to go on a murder rampage.

The Pew report prompted immediate praise from women.

"Replacing stereotypes with facts, this groundbreaking study underscores what we have known to be true --Diablo is beneficial and can have positive effects on women's civic and social development," said an association spokesman.

The Pew report found that when teens observed others exhibiting non-Diablo behavior, they often attempted to stop the boorish behavior.

"Diablo is thought to offer the possibility for women to have awe inspiring experiences, experiences that cause other to pale by comparison," the report states.

Discuss:

Naturally, how could anyone dispute these clearly accurate findings?

Originally Posted by Anticitizen 1

Curse you Diablo! I actually clicked that, I feel so ashamed

The diablo phenomenon should always be treated with fear and caution.

[Diablo]

While I feel even more AWESOME.

[Abedeus]

I can here for Diablo I game. I demand vengeance. I want vengeance!!

[Jex]

Originally Posted by Anticitizen 1

Curse you Diablo! I actually clicked that, I feel so ashamed

Sorry I think that trap was for me, what was it?

[Diablo]

Originally Posted by Abedeus

I can here for Diablo I game. I demand vengeance. I want vengeance!!

Then all my work is not in vain.

[Sorrow]

Originally Posted by DeliciousCake

Needs moar cake!

Will cookies do?

[DemonXaphan]

While i can not dispute the phenomenon that is Diablo, neither can i fully support this report in all good consciousness, if i am at all. Further study is required and a neutral party must conclude the facts if they are true or false. Upon further review of the facts in question, i will embark or find a pasty..uh i mean a neutral observer to see if playing with Diablo does cause the effects that have already been reported.