I just ate a fortune cookie...

ToiletDuck · 07-09-2009, 07:51 PM

So yeah i ate a fortune cookie and the fortune reads "You are the mast of every situation." the crap does that mean?

Askinya · 07-09-2009, 07:56 PM

I had one tell me:

"You are the crunchy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life"

Aura · 07-09-2009, 07:59 PM

I think it means you are in control of every situation?

Who cares, whenever we read fortunes from fortune cookies we always add something like "in bed" to the end of them to make them more entertaining.

Untamed · 07-09-2009, 08:26 PM

I had one tell me I was a sexy beast once. I've never been so flattered by a cookie before.

N0rdic Ninja · 07-09-2009, 08:30 PM

http://www.thebestfortunecookieever.com/

Raptorg · 07-09-2009, 08:35 PM

Why would you eat a fortune cookie? They suck.

The only reason you'd get one is because of the gibberish inside.

Athenian-Aion · 07-09-2009, 08:35 PM

I had a fortune cookie the other day... Wasn't paying attention and ate it with the fortune still inside -.-

-Athenian

Zethos · 07-09-2009, 08:40 PM

Just add 'in bed' to it, it always works. <:

ReiKoko · 07-09-2009, 10:32 PM

i don't care about the fortunes. the cookies are just yummy <3

justamemory · 07-09-2009, 11:32 PM

I ate the fortune and read the cookie.

I hear your fortune comes true this way.

Vestricalx · 07-09-2009, 11:47 PM

My fortune cookie said "Atleast you just had a great meal!" I was like. Wtf. D:<

Thryos · 07-10-2009, 12:26 AM

I had one once that said 'A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife'

MidnightTempest · 07-10-2009, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vestricalx

My fortune cookie said "Atleast you just had a great meal!" I was like. Wtf. D:<

LOL hahaha.

07-09-2009, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
ToiletDuck Lieutenant Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Crosby, MN Thanks: 13 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Character: Toiletduck Class: Cleric Legion: The Truth Race: Elyos Server: Zikel	I just ate a fortune cookie... So yeah i ate a fortune cookie and the fortune reads "You are the mast of every situation." the crap does that mean?

07-09-2009, 07:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Askinya Daeva Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Mt. Yermomalot, WA Blog Entries: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Class: Ranger Legion: Quixotic Race: Asmodians Server: Azphel	I had one tell me: "You are the crunchy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life" __________________

07-09-2009, 07:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Aura Lieutenant Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: New Mexico Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Character: Jayda, Jai, Aura, Vazia Class: Ranger Legion: Knights of the Divine Order Race: Elyos Server: Triniel	I think it means you are in control of every situation? Who cares, whenever we read fortunes from fortune cookies we always add something like "in bed" to the end of them to make them more entertaining. __________________ Emergency Defeat Button

07-09-2009, 08:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Untamed General Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: AMERICA Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Class: Gladiator Legion: Cult of Aion Race: Asmodians Server: Triniel	I had one tell me I was a sexy beast once. I've never been so flattered by a cookie before. __________________

07-09-2009, 08:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
N0rdic Ninja Officer Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sterling, VA Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Character: That Guy Class: Templar Legion: [v]^_^)--o}===> Race: Asmodians	http://www.thebestfortunecookieever.com/ __________________ CPU: AMD Phenom II X4 940 (3.0GHz Quad-Core) GPU: GeForce GTX 280 (1GB - 512bit) RAM: 8GBs DDR2 800

07-09-2009, 08:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Raptorg Curse Premium Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Belgium Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Character: Miakis Class: Templar Race: Elyos Server: Spatalos	Why would you eat a fortune cookie? They suck. The only reason you'd get one is because of the gibberish inside.

07-09-2009, 08:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zethos Officer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: here and there.. Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Class: Templar Race: Undecided	Just add 'in bed' to it, it always works. <: __________________

07-09-2009, 10:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
ReiKoko Officer Join Date: May 2009 Location: NY Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Character: Shau Class: Cleric Legion: Hallowed Bane Race: Elyos Server: Triniel	i don't care about the fortunes. the cookies are just yummy <3 __________________ ReiKoko's DeviantArt LupRei's YouTube

07-09-2009, 11:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
justamemory Supreme Commander Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: California Thanks: 38 Thanked 72 Times in 62 Posts Race: Undecided Server: Undecided	I ate the fortune and read the cookie. I hear your fortune comes true this way. __________________ <<< Aion ~ Piano Collections { NEW Videos } >>> << VG Piano >> < Original Solo Piano >

07-09-2009, 11:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Vestricalx Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Character: Vestri Calx Or Velcro... Or Bruno! Class: Spiritmaster Legion: Spectacular Race: Asmodians	My fortune cookie said "Atleast you just had a great meal!" I was like. Wtf. D:<

07-10-2009, 12:26 AM	#12 (permalink)
Thryos Daeva Join Date: Jul 2009 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Race: Elyos	I had one once that said 'A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife'

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