A Day in the life of Steb.

[Steb Starwin]

Steb Visits Asmodae!


Steb had some errands he had to take care of, so off to town he went. The local grocer in Elysea was all out of the goods he required for his dirty schemes.

This being said, Steb caught a rift and came upon a small Asmodian village.

His first item on the list was to find some sharpening stones, the local blacksmith had been out. He then came upon a man of very short stature, who boldly claimed he was the towns blacksmith. But Steb could see through this clever guise. He knew that no mere midget could handle a blade properly.

The Midget said "Let me have a look, I'll see if I can sharpen it for you" and reached for Steb's blade, and in his defense, steb jumped for the celling frightened of his short attacker.



His blades accidentally fell on the man's head, but it was just an accident after all.

Steb distraught of not getting his handes on some sharpening stones, asked the old hag at the counter if she might have some Feverfew. The old nyerk had the nerve to say, "I Don't serve your kind" Well, Steb wasn't going to take that. And he Politely taught her how to be respectful.



Empty handed and depressed. He saw a beautiful lady, with a sexy mane down her back. He walked up to her and said "My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast"

She then looked disgusted at Steb, with a look on her face that said.



And said "Your kind disgust me" Steb then proceeded to explain to her in a respectful manner that blue or tan, Everyone dies with 1 slice to the throat.



He then walked outside disappointed with what this town had to offer, in search of the road home. However, he was stopped by a small street urchin girl. She begged Steb for money. He headbutted her and told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. Unfortunately, the girl had been knocked unconscious from the sheer manliness of his blow.



He then came upon an elderly old man, keeping a herd of ox on his small farm. Steb walked up and politely asked for directions out of town. The old man responded with "If you stay here for long, you'll be asking for a one way ticket to hell." Steb, Being the gnetlemen he is, decided to help the old man along his own journey to heaven.



Steb came upon a small kitty, who had been trampled from all the choas that had been ensueing that day. It looked up at him with its big blue eyes and screamed.



Steb knelt down and promised he would, he then went and found his friend who had also been visiting. A Vet, to Euthanize him in the most humane way possible.



Deeply saddened, he tried to catch a flight out of town, for this place had brought him nothing but sorrow.

Steb asked for a flight out from the local flight master. The flight master spit in Steb's face, And in his rage, he snapped and decided to tell his manager about this.



Steb then got his Flight ticket, and went home for a night of well deserved rest.

[Tworak]

you dyed your character the same colour as the anime dude in your avatar?

[ToiletDuck]

lawls...nice pics bubba

honestly, every thread that has a cat in it for me turns into a win. I didnt read anything, i just skimmed down, but i'm really glad i came here. <3

[Raptorg]

Omfg it's a weeaboo!

[Darlak]

maybe he created the avatar second

i love cats

[Steb Starwin]

I actually wanted black armor, But I got Red dye from a special event for being the guild leader of a guild with at least X amount of Contribution Points. So since it was unique and they didn't have black. I decided to use it since it looked nice. Also, my avatars armor is white and gray, he has cloth around his neck that goes down his back like a cloak that is red.

[ReiKoko]

so much sadness in one day. must be hard to be steb ;o

[Dairuka]

Originally Posted by Tworak

you dyed your character the same colour as the anime dude in your avatar?

Winner of the thread.

[Steb Starwin]

Originally Posted by ReiKoko

so much sadness in one day. must be hard to be steb ;o

This is true.

[Deus_ex_Machina]

More like: I failed all day.

AMIRITE?


/trolling over

[Jiino]

Tis an Epic Journey...
an epic journey I wish I could've joined you on..
I give this my somewhat crappy seal of approval.

[Vestricalx]

Dues why did you leave my thread Mr. Fail troll?

[TheSaintACE]

I'd hit it.
























With my staff. Bow chica bow wow...*Aion Battle Music Here*

[Catalyst]

You roleplay with NPCs now? CAion must be boring.