Whats the most stupid thing you've ever heard?

Omgwhathappened? · 10-09-2008, 11:57 AM

I Was standing in shatt looking for a group to an instance when all of a sudden i get a Pm

Him:u wanna go shadow labs?
Me:Yup
Him: kk, r u resto pally?
Me:....

I hope he got his Resto pally in the end, they're a rare breed :P

Soo, I wanna know whats the most Stupidest thing you've ever seen/read/heard?

Here's another one i found on FailBlog,

Text reads:

I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.

Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live

Diablo · 10-09-2008, 12:05 PM

There was a fail one floating around where a brain donor filled off part off his brand new AGP video card so it would fit in the PCIe slot and wanted to know why it wouldn't work.

Found it.

Birdman · 10-09-2008, 12:14 PM

My friend had a +15 Demon Sword I believe a long time ago before S-grade came out. He wanted to upgrade it one more time so that would glow a certain color. After ignoring my advice he went ahead and tried it, *poof* went his weapon. It was hilarious because the whole server knew about it.

justamemory · 10-09-2008, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diablo

There was a fail one floating around where a brain donor filled off part off his brand new AGP video card so it would fit in the PCIe slot and wanted to know why it wouldn't work.

genius, IMO.

Calindor · 10-09-2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdman

My friend had a +15 Demon Sword I believe a long time ago before S-grade came out. He wanted to upgrade it one more time so that would glow a certain color. After ignoring my advice he went ahead and tried it, *poof* went his weapon. It was hilarious because the whole server knew about it.

my ally leader just broke a +15 Drac bow which suprisingly he made on his third attempt at getting a +16, it was the highest on the server

Knite · 10-09-2008, 01:49 PM

One of the latest Darwin awards:

(July 16, 2008, Italy) Ivece Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you might imagine, given Murphy's law, a train was coming. The man did not let the queue progress forward far enough before he crossed the railroad. The safety bars came down, leaving the Porsche trapped on the rails. It took the driver awhile to realize he was stuck, according to witnesses. Finally, he jumped from the car and started to run -- toward the oncoming train, waving his arms in an attempt to save his car!
The attempt was successful. The car received less damage than its owner. He was pushed hard enough to land 30 meters away, and attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.

Omgwhathappened? · 10-09-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knite16

One of the latest Darwin awards:

(July 16, 2008, Italy) Ivece Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you might imagine, given Murphy's law, a train was coming. The man did not let the queue progress forward far enough before he crossed the railroad. The safety bars came down, leaving the Porsche trapped on the rails. It took the driver awhile to realize he was stuck, according to witnesses. Finally, he jumped from the car and started to run -- toward the oncoming train, waving his arms in an attempt to save his car!
The attempt was successful. The car received less damage than its owner. He was pushed hard enough to land 30 meters away, and attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.

At least the car was okay

Howling · 10-09-2008, 02:19 PM

Yeah but a Cayenne isn't the nicest car to be fair... Gayenne is another name for it

not worth dying over anyway O.o

Birdman · 10-09-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calindor

my ally leader just broke a +15 Drac bow which suprisingly he made on his third attempt at getting a +16, it was the highest on the server

His weapon at the time was probably the best on the server. A bunch of people were watching as he went from upgrade to upgrade. It was really funny how we were joking around for like half an hour as he just kept upgrading and then all of a sudden, -silence-, he just walked into the bathroom and I heard him punching the wall. I was cracking up so hard.

BahamutKaiser · 10-09-2008, 04:00 PM

Hmmm, the stupidest thing I ever heard was something like, "the government needs to collect income tax, how would they afford to pave roads and develop utilities without them?"

The US government collects over 40% of what you earn through social security, income tax, and sales tax on the poor adult, if you figure in property tax, hiked taxes on gas, certain substances and higher incomes, it's retarded. So basically the average US adult citizen works from January to the middle of May just for the government, and people are too stupid to realize that the government isn't entitled to income tax except that we screwed up and allowed it, and look at what it's spent on.

People say alot of stupid things about money, but what do you expect?, the standard education consists of 12 years of math, half of which you'll likely use, but only a few semesters of economics and finance, which every person needs to understand and succeed in. And they wonder what's wrong with the economy.

[PhiberOpticks] · 10-09-2008, 06:29 PM

This conversation is between me and a fellow football player. Note: "guns" is a reference to my biceps.

<me> Did you know my guns are illegal in 50 states?
<teammate> What state is it legal in, then?
<me> None of them.
<teammate> But isn't Puerto Rico a state too?

-------------------------------------------
Here's another one.

"Even if Obama becomes president, won't we still get McCain as a vice president?"

Another incident during football practice.

Atsukamana · 10-09-2008, 07:14 PM

LiveLeak.com - Woman amazed by rainbow in the sprinkler

i lol'd long and hard at this

i was working just a few aisles away when this happened:click me. i was near the entrance when it happened, they had to remove the floor mats in front of the doors because of the blood.

[PhiberOpticks] · 10-09-2008, 07:32 PM

Oh yeah I saw that video abut a month ago. What I want to know is what are they putting in her medicine cabinet to make her trip like that.

And you were there for that? Jeez, that must have been fairly scary and equally humorous.

Atsukamana · 10-09-2008, 08:09 PM

you could hear the guy yelling, it just must've been reaaaally awkward for the customers since they were still allowed to enter through that set of automatic doors, they'd walk in and see some dude with bloody knives in his knickers waiting for the ambulance O_o stupid me, i didn't pay much attention to it to know what was fully going on

i was talking to one of the guys that work in the sporting goods department, and i think the knives he stole either a) could fold up into a safe position or b) had sheaths he didn't bother to steal, which made the irony even better. don't remember since it's been so long :/

Dreams · 10-09-2008, 08:55 PM

http://img443.imageshack.us/my.php?i...0911141bm8.jpg

The picture says it all.

10-09-2008, 11:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Omgwhathappened? Officer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: London, England Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Character: Aranu Class: Templar Legion: Looking for a EU Leigon! Race: Elyos	Whats the most stupid thing you've ever heard? I Was standing in shatt looking for a group to an instance when all of a sudden i get a Pm Him:u wanna go shadow labs? Me:Yup Him: kk, r u resto pally? Me:.... I hope he got his Resto pally in the end, they're a rare breed :P Soo, I wanna know whats the most Stupidest thing you've ever seen/read/heard? Here's another one i found on FailBlog, Text reads: I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood. Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live __________________ My Home! CLICK FOR FREE STOOF.

10-09-2008, 12:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Diablo Dark Lord Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Mastering my Little One Blog Entries: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Character: Lord and Master Class: Templar Legion: Don't click this Race: Asmodians Server: Undecided	There was a fail one floating around where a brain donor filled off part off his brand new AGP video card so it would fit in the PCIe slot and wanted to know why it wouldn't work. Found it. __________________ Space for rent Sig by Naybewon PM Knite for details Last edited by Diablo; 10-09-2008 at 12:16 PM..

10-09-2008, 12:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Birdman Senior Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Race: Elyos Server: Undecided	My friend had a +15 Demon Sword I believe a long time ago before S-grade came out. He wanted to upgrade it one more time so that would glow a certain color. After ignoring my advice he went ahead and tried it, poof went his weapon. It was hilarious because the whole server knew about it. __________________ Bringin the heat

10-09-2008, 01:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Knite Administrator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Minnesota Thanks: 1 Thanked 132 Times in 53 Posts Character: Knite Class: Templar Legion: Knights of the Divine Order Race: Elyos Server: Triniel	One of the latest Darwin awards: (July 16, 2008, Italy) Ivece Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you might imagine, given Murphy's law, a train was coming. The man did not let the queue progress forward far enough before he crossed the railroad. The safety bars came down, leaving the Porsche trapped on the rails. It took the driver awhile to realize he was stuck, according to witnesses. Finally, he jumped from the car and started to run -- toward the oncoming train, waving his arms in an attempt to save his car! The attempt was successful. The car received less damage than its owner. He was pushed hard enough to land 30 meters away, and attempts to revive him were unsuccessful. __________________ *KDO* Website Knite \| 38 Templar \| Triniel

10-09-2008, 02:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
Howling Basement Keeper Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Lincoln, UK Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Race: Undecided Server: Undecided	Yeah but a Cayenne isn't the nicest car to be fair... Gayenne is another name for it not worth dying over anyway O.o __________________

10-09-2008, 04:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
BahamutKaiser Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2008 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Class: Templar Race: Undecided	Hmmm, the stupidest thing I ever heard was something like, "the government needs to collect income tax, how would they afford to pave roads and develop utilities without them?" The US government collects over 40% of what you earn through social security, income tax, and sales tax on the poor adult, if you figure in property tax, hiked taxes on gas, certain substances and higher incomes, it's retarded. So basically the average US adult citizen works from January to the middle of May just for the government, and people are too stupid to realize that the government isn't entitled to income tax except that we screwed up and allowed it, and look at what it's spent on. People say alot of stupid things about money, but what do you expect?, the standard education consists of 12 years of math, half of which you'll likely use, but only a few semesters of economics and finance, which every person needs to understand and succeed in. And they wonder what's wrong with the economy. __________________ May the Balaur overcome ALL! Mua Ha Ha Ha Ha!

10-09-2008, 06:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
[PhiberOpticks] General Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Montclair, NJ Blog Entries: 76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts Character: Luxtec Class: Templar Legion: Genesis Race: Elyos	This conversation is between me and a fellow football player. Note: "guns" is a reference to my biceps. <me> Did you know my guns are illegal in 50 states? <teammate> What state is it legal in, then? <me> None of them. <teammate> But isn't Puerto Rico a state too? ------------------------------------------- Here's another one. "Even if Obama becomes president, won't we still get McCain as a vice president?" Another incident during football practice. __________________

10-09-2008, 07:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
[PhiberOpticks] General Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Montclair, NJ Blog Entries: 76 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts Character: Luxtec Class: Templar Legion: Genesis Race: Elyos	Oh yeah I saw that video abut a month ago. What I want to know is what are they putting in her medicine cabinet to make her trip like that. And you were there for that? Jeez, that must have been fairly scary and equally humorous. __________________

10-09-2008, 08:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
Atsukamana Daeva Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Michigan, US Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Character: Meyanel Class: Assassin Race: Asmodians	you could hear the guy yelling, it just must've been reaaaally awkward for the customers since they were still allowed to enter through that set of automatic doors, they'd walk in and see some dude with bloody knives in his knickers waiting for the ambulance O_o stupid me, i didn't pay much attention to it to know what was fully going on i was talking to one of the guys that work in the sporting goods department, and i think the knives he stole either a) could fold up into a safe position or b) had sheaths he didn't bother to steal, which made the irony even better. don't remember since it's been so long :/

10-09-2008, 08:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dreams Soldier Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: USA. Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Character: Dreams Class: Gladiator Race: Elyos	http://img443.imageshack.us/my.php?i...0911141bm8.jpg The picture says it all. __________________

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