Prayer to PvP (Elyos)

[Reaper]

I, high-Elyos-killing-machine,
with pretty wings,
and silky smooth skin,
shall smite thee Asmodian
for thou hast committed unspeakable acts,
that I am unaware of and cannot name.

I cannot forgive thee thy trespasses,
whatever they be,
for thee art my enemy,
because ... because ...
thine hast big bat wings,
and talk all tough gangster-like.

I shall draw thy shining,
overly large sword,
and strike thy fighting pose,
for justice and for fun,
and because it looks so hot.

Do not be fooled by my care bear looks,
and skimpy yet beefy armor,
for I am the right hand of death,
here to avenge mine brethren,
for your [insert evil deed here],
that has apparently caused
some sort of unknown suffering among us Elyos.

And when thee art sucking dirt,
I shall open mine chat window,
and general shout how thou,
whined like a baby when thou
dropped thine's stuff for me to loot.

Amen.

[Severn]

Nice. I chuckled a bit at this.

[RenegadeAngel]

Tee hee, very nice.

[AznKenshin]

Great poem! Made my day.

Use the Race forum, guys!

[PermaxRed]

There is no comeback. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wrong section btw?

[Mr Mage]

Nice 1 Reaper.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by AznKenshin

Great poem! Made my day.

Use the Race forum, guys!

Thanks. I understand the reason for moving this post, since it is an Elyos player after all, but this way none of the Asmodians will see it and it was really intended for all to see and comment on

Could we possibly move it back?

[Anshin]

Don't worry, we spy on you quite often.

[Verth]

Originally Posted by PermaxRed

There is no comeback. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wrong section btw?

LMAO that pic made me spit out my water all over my desk at work!!

Good thing my co-workers took a late lunch

[Genjimaru]

Haha, that pic and poem are something else lol.
Good one Reaper.

[Dygit]

Won't be funny when I carve that poem into your skull when I see you in the Abyss...

[beyond grave]

i can't make poems or hiku but hear goes

Thou can sayest all thy want for thou shall taste
the end of my blade i will dig thy grave and speak the
words of truth u challenged a god.

thou hast commited a sin on the mighty
asmodian Beyond grave
thou shall die before me and my big bat wings
for u shall fear my red eyes
and big *** mofo sword and shield
and i will laugh in thy face as thou remember
that great sin u faced a god...a god who has come
back from beyond grave.

amen
see you in the game

[AdrianWhiteheart]

Beautiful poem/prayer indeed.

Originally Posted by Dygit

Won't be funny when I carve that poem into your skull when I see you in the Abyss...

You seem angry like the girl in the pic.
Care for a cupcake?

[sejml]

Good job will send it 2 my mlegion members

[Kitten]

This thread hurts my brain with its complexity.