Chronicles of a Gladiator

Zanion · 05-02-2008, 03:31 AM

Well guys in this thread i want you to tell how a typical day of a gladiator would be like and moreover you could invent your own little stories about your gladiator and your adventures ( some sieges,raids,or pvp expiriences,fighting with nomorous opponents ......) in the world of Atreia.

There are no limits to your imagination ! It should only make sense

So i am interested what's going to come out of this

(note*if you are not going for a gladiator try yourself how you would be if...)

Silent · 05-07-2008, 02:44 PM

Drink Beer > Smash Some SKulls > Dine at some fnie lady's house > beer > sleep > beer >bash skulls etc.

Frein · 05-07-2008, 04:09 PM

9:00: I wake up.
9:00-10:00: I have roasted Elyos wings and fresh fruit for breakfast.
10:00-14:00: I crush my enemies.
14:00-14:30: Lunch break.
14:30-18:00: I continue crushing my enemies.
18:00-19:00: I see them (my enemies) driven before me.
19:00-21:00: I hear the lamentation of their women.
21:00: Feasting along with performances by dancing slave women until I fall asleep.

Zanion · 05-08-2008, 10:26 AM

thx guys thought that noone is gonna write anything in this thread

i am still working on my little story but i must admit that you creativity is awsome

!!!

Shugosha · 05-09-2008, 03:03 PM

they're gladiators, icanhasnobrainsallowed!

Zanion · 05-10-2008, 03:43 AM

shugosha that's not part of this thread !

Clinkz · 05-15-2008, 10:25 PM

Since Gladiator's don't need sleep and the only physical substenance is blood.
Monday: 1:00-24:00 Kill
Tuesday: 1:00-24:00 Hot Dames
Wed: 1:00-24:00 Kill
Thursday: 1:00-24:00 Hot Dames
Friday: 1:00-24:00 Kill
Saturday: 1:00-24:00 Hot Dames
Sunday: 1:00-23:00 Kill; 23:01-24:00 Drink this weeks collective blood.

Zanny · 05-15-2008, 10:50 PM

clinkz, i can condense your post into a single step

Every Day : SWING IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Vyruz8 · 05-15-2008, 11:01 PM

This thread is priceless

Zanny · 05-15-2008, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vyruz8

This thread is priceless

Ima stomp up in yo ranger faze, take that puny wooden bow, snap it in half with my HULKING MANLINESS AND PURE BRAWN, and proceed to rip your arm off, AND EAT IT, before urinating on your shivering body ripe with convulsions and intense blood loss.

After youre dead, your women are next.

Aionsource, rated M for mature since May 16th, 2008.

Celestin · 05-16-2008, 12:21 AM

Do it Celestin style.

I'll start by swinging a 2 by 4 into your right pelvis, pulping the flesh and shattering the bone. As you crumple to the floor, eyes rolling up toward the top of your head in agony I neatly make a large incision over your medulla and a small incision over your stomach. I then reach down into the hole over your stomach and grab your small intestine which I drag out and subsequently tie around your esophagus. Before complete asphyxiation, I swing the 2 by 4 into your right pelvis again, and this time, I remove the bone shards that are forcefully pushed out of your side by the force of impact. Using these bone shards, I gouge out your eyeballs before jamming them into your knee, just below the kneecap. I then use an extra large and sharp cheese grater and begin grating off layers of your flesh off your arm and feed them to you. As your esophagus is closed off, the food accumulates in your esophagus, causing your esophagus to expand and stretch many fold, causing immense pain. In the end, your esophagus will burst. Ahhh XD

noiZz · 05-16-2008, 03:14 AM

Holy mother of God, that's **** is wack o.O!

Zanny · 05-16-2008, 06:34 AM

Swing It Like Yah Mean It

ProphetX · 05-16-2008, 07:16 AM

Hopefully it will go along the lines of

STEP 1 : ROLL GLADIATOR

STEP 2 : ??????

STEP 3 : PROFIT.

Zanion · 05-16-2008, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestin

Do it Celestin style.

I'll start by swinging a 2 by 4 into your right pelvis, pulping the flesh and shattering the bone. As you crumple to the floor, eyes rolling up toward the top of your head in agony I neatly make a large incision over your medulla and a small incision over your stomach. I then reach down into the hole over your stomach and grab your small intestine which I drag out and subsequently tie around your esophagus. Before complete asphyxiation, I swing the 2 by 4 into your right pelvis again, and this time, I remove the bone shards that are forcefully pushed out of your side by the force of impact. Using these bone shards, I gouge out your eyeballs before jamming them into your knee, just below the kneecap. I then use an extra large and sharp cheese grater and begin grating off layers of your flesh off your arm and feed them to you. As your esophagus is closed off, the food accumulates in your esophagus, causing your esophagus to expand and stretch many fold, causing immense pain. In the end, your esophagus will burst. Ahhh XD

YEAH I VOTE FOR THE CELESTIN STYLE +1
............................

Celestin Style da Proffessional style

(where did you get this idea ? while being in a toilet ?)

05-02-2008, 03:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zanion Wiki Team Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Greece Character: Some ancient greek name Class: Gladiator Legion: Creating a Greek Legion Race: Elyos	Chronicles of a Gladiator Well guys in this thread i want you to tell how a typical day of a gladiator would be like and moreover you could invent your own little stories about your gladiator and your adventures ( some sieges,raids,or pvp expiriences,fighting with nomorous opponents ......) in the world of Atreia. There are no limits to your imagination ! It should only make sense So i am interested what's going to come out of this (noteif you are not going for a gladiator try yourself how you would be if...) __________________ looking for greek players in order to create a greek legion.Άν είσαι έλληνας και ενδιαφέρεσαι για το Aion στείλε μύνημα*.

05-07-2008, 02:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Silent Daeva Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Malta Character: Silent , Hopeless , Faithless Class: Gladiator Legion: War Machine Race: Asmodians	Drink Beer > Smash Some SKulls > Dine at some fnie lady's house > beer > sleep > beer >bash skulls etc. __________________ We Are A Product Of Our Environment

05-07-2008, 04:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Frein Daeva Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Finland Race: Undecided	9:00: I wake up. 9:00-10:00: I have roasted Elyos wings and fresh fruit for breakfast. 10:00-14:00: I crush my enemies. 14:00-14:30: Lunch break. 14:30-18:00: I continue crushing my enemies. 18:00-19:00: I see them (my enemies) driven before me. 19:00-21:00: I hear the lamentation of their women. 21:00: Feasting along with performances by dancing slave women until I fall asleep. __________________ Sig by HunterX Earn money by listening to Internet radio!

05-08-2008, 10:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Zanion Wiki Team Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Greece Character: Some ancient greek name Class: Gladiator Legion: Creating a Greek Legion Race: Elyos	thx guys thought that noone is gonna write anything in this thread i am still working on my little story but i must admit that you creativity is awsome !!! __________________ looking for greek players in order to create a greek legion.Άν είσαι έλληνας και ενδιαφέρεσαι για το Aion στείλε μύνημα.

05-09-2008, 03:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Shugosha Human Join Date: May 2008 Location: Portugal Character: Shugosha Class: Templar Race: Asmodians	they're gladiators, icanhasnobrainsallowed! __________________ I'm gonna open my own PorkShop! Proudly killing pigs since Beta!!!! KeK!

05-10-2008, 03:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
Zanion Wiki Team Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Greece Character: Some ancient greek name Class: Gladiator Legion: Creating a Greek Legion Race: Elyos	shugosha that's not part of this thread ! __________________ looking for greek players in order to create a greek legion.Άν είσαι έλληνας και ενδιαφέρεσαι για το Aion στείλε μύνημα.

05-15-2008, 10:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Clinkz Daeva Join Date: May 2008 Location: St. Petersburg, RU Character: Karl Marx Class: Gladiator Legion: Rage Quit Race: Asmodians	Since Gladiator's don't need sleep and the only physical substenance is blood. Monday: 1:00-24:00 Kill Tuesday: 1:00-24:00 Hot Dames Wed: 1:00-24:00 Kill Thursday: 1:00-24:00 Hot Dames Friday: 1:00-24:00 Kill Saturday: 1:00-24:00 Hot Dames Sunday: 1:00-23:00 Kill; 23:01-24:00 Drink this weeks collective blood. __________________ Kommunizm nawsjegda!

05-15-2008, 10:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zanny Daeva Join Date: Mar 2008 Character: Xan Class: Gladiator Race: Asmodians	clinkz, i can condense your post into a single step Every Day : SWING IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

05-15-2008, 11:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
Vyruz8 Daeva Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: USA Class: Ranger Race: Asmodians	This thread is priceless __________________ I've never told a lie.. but that makes me a Liar

05-16-2008, 12:21 AM	#11 (permalink)
Celestin Daeva Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Formerly Isengard, Middle Earth.	Do it Celestin style. I'll start by swinging a 2 by 4 into your right pelvis, pulping the flesh and shattering the bone. As you crumple to the floor, eyes rolling up toward the top of your head in agony I neatly make a large incision over your medulla and a small incision over your stomach. I then reach down into the hole over your stomach and grab your small intestine which I drag out and subsequently tie around your esophagus. Before complete asphyxiation, I swing the 2 by 4 into your right pelvis again, and this time, I remove the bone shards that are forcefully pushed out of your side by the force of impact. Using these bone shards, I gouge out your eyeballs before jamming them into your knee, just below the kneecap. I then use an extra large and sharp cheese grater and begin grating off layers of your flesh off your arm and feed them to you. As your esophagus is closed off, the food accumulates in your esophagus, causing your esophagus to expand and stretch many fold, causing immense pain. In the end, your esophagus will burst. Ahhh XD __________________ "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin "And I would feel no pain / And never be without pleasure / Ever / Again / And if the rain stops and everythings dry / She would cry / Just so I could drink the tears from her eyes / She'll teach me how to fly / Even cushion my fall / If my engines ever stall / And I plummet from the sky / But she would keep me high." - Lupe Fiasco

05-16-2008, 03:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
noiZz Daeva Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Estonia Class: Gladiator Legion: Genesis Race: Elyos	Holy mother of God, that's **** is wack o.O! __________________

05-16-2008, 06:34 AM	#13 (permalink)
Zanny Daeva Join Date: Mar 2008 Character: Xan Class: Gladiator Race: Asmodians	Swing It Like Yah Mean It

05-16-2008, 07:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
ProphetX Daeva Join Date: Apr 2007 Character: Akitoh / Hellhammer Race: Elyos	Hopefully it will go along the lines of STEP 1 : ROLL GLADIATOR STEP 2 : ?????? STEP 3 : PROFIT. __________________ Cigarettes kill , but so do I - - - - - - -

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