Top excuses used in Siege PvP

[Ethos]

Not going to say who uses which excuses the most in this topic, but I would like to see some round up of the best excuses used for losing in Siege PvP on Gorgos. I have seen lots of them pass the revenue of which most have been forgotten and some really funny ones. So lets post them over here, nice and clean!

This topic can be used to clean out the excuses in other topics, or to find a good excuse that fits you when you really need one!

- We really didn't want those Fortresses anyway
- OMG you totally ZERGD us
- You were damn lucky those Fortresses all became vulnerable at the same time
- Our Legions decided you can take it over so we can farm the guards afterwards for AP
- I'm too high level to get drops from the Fortress instances so I don't care
- The lower Abyss doesn't matter, why don't you take some upper Abyss Fortresses
- We refuse to attend to Mass PvP and loose our AP gained with grinding mobs
- We don't defend because you don't get cookies (medals) for it
- We don't defend because you didn't bother to show up for 10 days on a row
- We lost because of client crashes
- We lost because we didn't know how the Artifact cooldown worked, but we will know next time!
- "because you outnumber us"
- "because you have more level 50's"
- "because 90% of our side is botting and the last 9% is chinese spammers"
- "because our side is nooooobzzz!!111one"
- "because im only level 10, i just rerolled asmo 2 days ago"
- Because everytime we attack a fortress, its invulnerable.
- "We lost because we didn't knew you could heal the Fortress Guardian"
- "What? A backdoor entrance you say? That's not fair!"
- "We lost because we thought we had to use the Gate Restoration stone after the gate broke down"
- "We lost because you were ganking us where the disconnected people respawn, lame asses"
- "We lost because we didn't knew you had to click on the kisk after it was placed if you want to bind to it..."
- "We lost at the 2nd Fortress because we went all into the instance of the first one after taking it"
- "We lost because the freaking Fortress door totally owned us before we could get it to 25%"
- BECAUSE YOU HAXXED/CHEATED!!!1!1 FORT IN 5 MINS!!!
- We lost because Clik was blocking the path
- "We lost because right about when we were going to get you, a meteor zerged through our Alliance... instant kill"
- "We lost because the Legions holding the Artifacts didn't bother to activate them"
- "We lost because we activated Kerubic after our Guardian was killed..."
- "We lost because we were role-playing inside the Guardian Room"
- "We lost because I couldn't close my Private Shop before you guys rushed in"
- "We lost because when we got through the door the Guardian was already dead?!?"
- "We lost because when we shout 'Push them Push them!' we always get the reply 'Good idea... you first!' "
- We lost because major Legions did not show up
- We lost because I was not there, there was a great RP event
- We lost because we were too hung over from the drinking the night before
- Because we can only get enough people on prime time
- "We lost the Siege on Teminon Landing because for some reason killing everyone over there doesn't capture the Fortress."
- lol wait whut?
- We lost because I was too busy thinking of a new excuse to put in your list of excuses.
- "We lost the Siege because mi no speako Spanola"
- "We lost the Siege because our side didn't knew bots also have a PvP mode"
- "We lost the Siege because our side is full of scammers who overprice everything on the Broker"
- "We lose Sieges because while you are in the Abyss we are finishing our SPY quests"
- "We lost the Siege because we were defending the wrong Fortress..."
- "We didn't bother to go to the Siege, the Mass PvP around the Flight Teleporters was way more fun!"
- I was not on the siege, because i am suffering from sociophobia
- We lost because we could only bring 15 people to the Siege as a result of the new patch with "Max 15 ingame mails/day" limit.
- We lost because when you shout "LFG SIEGE" on chat channels it gets cleared in seconds by Gold Spam
- We lost because we prefer groups above alliances.
- We lost because the BETTER your pc are, the MORE crashes you get
- We lost because Royal Legion (Poland) never crashes cus they are playing on computers rest of the world send there for charity
- We lost because we're still looking for Rae!
- We lost because Asmodians are gloomy and dark so they are hard to see in the abyss.
- We lost because Elyos are too shiny & bright and hurt our eyes.
- We lost because we had a big BBQ with Tutty on the menu.
- We lost because rumors say only the Legion owning the fortress gets medals from successfully defending it (1.5.1)
- We lost because we all have players with alt characters that refuse to combat against their true faction choice.
- sry i had lags
- sry the castle guards were already dead so i couldnt rescue my ***
- you had moonshadow he pulled me into the guards all time
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because our female Dreadgion commander can't read a map!
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because alcohol and flying some spaceship doesn't match very well on Halloween night...
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because we have mistaken an Artifact for a Fortress...
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because every single player on our faction seems to be botting, even worse than on Elyos/Asmo faction.
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because we are supposed to be controlled by the GM's... and there is no GM support on weekends
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because we had a pidgeon on our windshield.
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because we also wanted to capture an invulnerable fortress.
- "We lost because in my alliance we were all PUGs"
- "We lost because i'm low level"
- We lost because we couldn't stand your QQing anymore
- We lost because my cat ate my mouse. Now I have to move and push the cat to use it.
- We lost because my cat is a secret spy of the other side, disrupting my gameplay. Also, aliens drugged my food and secret government agencies are watching me, it's a conspiracy!
- We lost because we love to see the size of your e-peen. How big, throbbing, and strong and- (ok, I stop now)
- We lost because we wanted to lullz you into careless sleep thinking you're safe before our big push takeover.
- We lost because our bot alliances still had their scripts for goldfarming running.
- We lost because it's an ugly fortress anyway.
- We lost because NCSoft devs have chars playing at your side and helping you, you cheaters.
- We lost because we are too zen to care about winning or losing. Life is a circle is life is a circle is... ok, I shut up now. Ohmmm...
- We lost because we love to see your girls jump up and down in celebration. Damn, those skirts from your side are hot.
- We lost because our women always need extra comforting after we lose... *whistles, tired but satisfied, and lights up a cigarette*
- We didn't lose, you just thought you won. We can walk through those fortresses any time we want, if we cared.
- We didn't lose, you''re just renting the place. Rent money is sent to us, all your base are belong to us.
- We didn't lose, your government is a puppet organisation, secretly run by us behind the scenes. You losers.
- We lost because our raid organizers had a big pre-siege celebration party, and are now too wasted to lift a finger.
- We lost because our cooks used some new herbs for our meals, and now we're too busy fighting the flocks of flying pink elephants and urban rapping sheep appearing everywhere.
- We lost because the attack was happening during our siesta time. Can't skip a siesta, it's our beauty sleep, we need it.
- We lost because we couldn't decide on what clothes to wear for the attack. Now what fashion statement would we make if we showed up with the wrong clothes?
- We lost because -some- of us were taking hours to get their dresses and make up ready for the raid *glares at the legion girlz*
- We lost because we thought the siege was held in the OTHER Abyss...
- We lost because at that time a hurricane was sweeping over, causing power failures. Yes, only the places where people from our side live, very strange.
- We lost because we were too busy reading aionsource forum, forgetting the time. Damn this forum.
- (Balaur excuse) We lost because our Dredgion helmsman was high on flavored Asmo/Elyos steak. Every time we wanted to jump off the Dredgion to attack he gave the ship a wild turn.

Give us more! I'm sure you are all more than creative to do better. (I'll keep the OP updated)

[Parla]

I have a lot more excuses written down somewhere, but my dog ate them.

Other excuses,
"because you outnumber us"
"because you have more level 50's"
"because 90% of our side is botting and the last 9% is chinese spammers"
"because our side is nooooobzzz!!111one"
"because im only level 10, i just rerolled asmo 2 days ago"

[UrielSVK]

You forgot Client Crash

[Ethos]

Originally Posted by UrielSVK

You forgot Client Crash

Thanks, feel free to add more, I'll try to keep the OP updated with them

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I remember another one...

"We lost because we didn't know how the Artifact cooldown worked, but we will know next time!"

[Parla]

Originally Posted by Ethos

Thanks, feel free to add more, I'll try to keep the OP updated with them

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I remember another one...

"We lost because we didn't know how the Artifact cooldown worked, but we will know next time!"

Because everytime we attack a fortress, its invulnerable.

[Ethos]

And again some others

"We lost because we didn't knew you could heal the Fortress Guardian"
"What? A backdoor entrance you say? That's not fair!"
"We lost because we thought we had to use the Gate Restoration stone after the gate broke down"
"We lost because you were ganking us where the disconnected people respawn, lame asses"
"We lost because we didn't knew you had to click on the kisk after it was placed if you want to bind to it..."
"We lost at the 2nd Fortress because we went all into the instance of the first one after taking it"
"We lost because the freaking Fortress door totally owned us before we could get it to 25%"

Originally Posted by Parla

Because everytime we attack a fortress, its invulnerable.

ROFLMAO Good times

[Silverwind]

You forgot the most important one:

BECAUSE YOU HAXXED/CHEATED!!!1!1 FORT IN 5 MINS!!!

[Lucienne]

We lost because Clik was blocking the path.

[Ethos]

"We lost because right about when we were going to get you, a meteor zerged through our Alliance... instant kill"
"We lost because the Legions holding the Artifacts didn't bother to activate them"
"We lost because we activated Kerubic after our Guardian was killed..."
"We lost because we were role-playing inside the Guardian Room"
"We lost because I couldn't close my Private Shop before you guys rushed in"
"We lost because when we got through the door the Guardian was already dead?!?"
"We lost because when we shout 'Push them Push them!' we always get the reply 'Good idea... you first!' "

OP updated Keep posting sure there are many others.

[UrielSVK]

We lost because major Legions did not show up

I was not there because there was a great RP event

[Raesana]

We lost because we were too hung over from the drinking the night before.

[DeXyre]

because we can only get enough people on prime time

[Ethos]

"We lost the Siege on Teminon Landing because for some reason killing everyone over there doesn't capture the Fortress."

^ An excuse for the people from IN or other occasions in the future.

[Ico/Izanagi]

lol wait whut?

- thats both a respone to what you just said ethos and also an excuse for why a side lost the fight.

[Growl]

I dislike this thread, but ill contribute.

"No U"