The magical adventures of Mister Box and friends(Touching story)

[baunk]

Hi kids, say hello to Mister Box.



Mister box usually likes to lay around sunbathing on his front porch, but this was a very special occasion. Mister box had to go buy sunlotion today since he ran out a few days ago, hence the magnificent golden tan.

On the way to the store Mister Box encountered a tree hugger, a very very disgruntled tree hugger. He began to ferociously pound on poor Mister Box while he was begging for mercy.





Mister Box ran as fast as he could but soon more tree huggers began to flock around him for no reason whatsoever.
They where probably just jealous of his beautiful tan, but i digress.





Finally! Mister Box arrived safe in verteron, for now.
But what is this!? The townguards have gone berserk, they have now joined the tree huggers in a box killing spree.





Mister Box was so furious that he robbed the shugos of all their valuables, hence the sparkling shinies in his pockets.






Mister Box decided that taking a bath would be a good idea to shake off the angry mob, but without success, in fact it only made them angrier since angry mobs have a tendency to be angry. who would have known? Bad luck for Mister Box, all he wanted was his sunlotion.





Mister Box knew that his time would soon come, if only there where some way to escape!
On the other side of town he saw a flight transporter, he thought he could use it to get home.
But what his mother forgot to tell him when he was just a little cube, was that the flight transporter had a max weightlimit of 2 tons.
Bad luck again Mister Box!





In a last futile attempt to survive he ran towards the apothecary.
Because a little known fact about Mister Box's is that they get unstoppable when on steroids.
Unfortunately, Mister Box got stabbed in the chest before he could get his hands on some steroids.
Stabbed in the chest.. sweet sweet irony..



The End

Now kids, the moral of this story is that NCsoft should probably make it so that Inescapable Judgement doesnt work on boxes like this.
Me and my friend was bored so we decided to do this. I pulled the box all the way to verteron from its original place, which took about 1 hour or more to do.

I hope atleast someone thought it was a little funny, because i know i did xD

[Ephrum]

Rofl.


The entire time i was reading this, i was thinging...."What the nyerk?" Hows is that box moving?



Never imagined that IJ would work on a box like that. I cant believe you got it that far, rofl. You shouldve actually brought it to an npc guard and have it break it for you, see how fast that thing dies. =3


Thanks for making my day brah.




Edit: its funny that the box is still red to you, at level 37. What level is the mysterious box actually at?

[baunk]

i dont know really, aionarmory says its lvl 1. but since i can see the lvl of lvl 50 mobs now it should be higher then that.