Am I evil? My little brother just asked me if he should go to prom. I gave him the pros and cons, told him it generally wasn't worth it, by the time he's two years into college most people in serious majors laugh at prom...
Oh and that he should think of it as his first prostitute.
Polearms are more satisfying than dual wield
Especially if they are all Asian about the polearms and have those fancy stances and whatnot e.g. Ether Saga.
Understood about the life sucks part. Go back to college already :P