*fires yellow foam-coated steel projectile knocking you down* HAHA! I WIN! I now claim victory and a prize to be later determined when I can think of something rib cracking laughing hilarious

:O you no touchy! *hikes up skirt and runs screaming!*

Dat's right betch, now strip, cuz that's how I like it *takes a puff of his cuban cigar and eyes you temptingly behind his aviator glasses*

AHHHHHHHHH *runs screaming like a high school cheerleader*

Yes, watching is great ;-)

And as for the foam projectiles...they have steel cores....prototype I decided to try out, no biggie /shrug

until they hit you in the who who diddies...Fickle Fate has returned to my side *knocks down the pillow made trench and goes on the charge*

Hey now, nothing wrong with watching <.< >.> besides girls/guys.. all the same.. the pink teddy bear just doesn't work... but I was wondering about the hole in the G.I. Joes pants, but now you explained it..

But you know for yellow foam projectiles when they hit you in the who who dilly, that **** really hurts.

Haha, I'm a homo, I'm not too worried abotu what the girls think..and the life size GI Joe is all I got..hmm, besides, you were the one who was looking *lock and loads nerf gun* Ha, teh ball is now in your court! *sends out a barrage of yellow foam projectiles*

Might I suggest a little interior decor for you?? girls don't dig guys with pink teddy bears dressed up like rainbow bright, might want to ditch that once and for all, oh and the life size G.I.Joe too... doesn't look too good, a life sized dude in the room... man..

%^&*# how did you know?! Stop looking! *points nerf gun to his head* GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!

You didn't last the hour >.> <.<