[Device]

I love how poutine is gay and yet he still pretends to love his wife

[dirtyklingon]

poutine is NOT gay

[Device]

yeah it is

[dirtyklingon]

THE EMPTY DESK IS GAY

[Device]

you would know

[dirtyklingon]

it still won't talk back to you device. and not because it's shy or an inanimate object. but because it doesn't want to be seen as uncool by the other kids in school.

[Device]

dirtyklingon, on 06 February 2011 - 05:51 PM, said:

it still won't talk back to you device. and not because it's shy or an inanimate object. but because it doesn't want to be seen as uncool by the other kids in school.

:foreverdevice:

[Pear]

:foreverstealthapple:

[dirtyklingon]

stealth apple is a bigger loser than device, but at the same time the empty desk would be friends with him if stealth apple wasn't too cool to talk to it.

[Device]

dirtyklingon, on 07 February 2011 - 08:10 AM, said:

stealth apple is a bigger loser than device

:devsparkles:

[Pear]

true dat

[dirtyklingon]

stealth tried to seduce device with alcohol but instead made him throw up because device is a little girl when it comes to strong drink.

[Pear]

but drinking is bad

[dirtyklingon]

but it makes you cool.

for a few minutes on friday night device was actually kinda cool.

[Device]

I'm always cool

[dirtyklingon]

tell another one jerry.

[Device]

shut up tom

[dirtyklingon]

MY NAME ISN"T TOM JERRY

[Device]

MY NAME ISN'T JERRY TOM

[dirtyklingon]