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prep the hare yourself

im a vegetarian

[tamagoyaki]

IN MY MOTHER'S HOUSE THERE IS STILL GOD

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[dirtyklingon]

ted is a veggay?

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oh sry, i meant meatatarian

[dirtyklingon]

your cholestoral must be super high.

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omnivore, i mean omnivore. my final answer

[dirtyklingon]

eating balanced nutrtious meals is good for your health and your waist line ted.

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im working on it. i eat oatmeal every morning

[dirtyklingon]

better cut down on yoru sugar intake or else you get DIABETUS!

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i dont need my foot anymore anyways

[dirtyklingon]

inb4 your SO gets whoelgrain/WW versions of everything that can possibly be ww/whole grain.


you'll be so regular you'll poop 3 times a day.

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i get whole grain versions of everything...

[dirtyklingon]

do you get low fat mayo and cream cheese and low sugar condiments and heartwise orange juice and skim milk and organic veggies and omega 3 eggs and extra lean meats and no skin chicken?

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i dont like mayo, thats for white people. not a big fan of cream cheese. i use regular sugar. i dont normally drink OJ unless its in someone else's house. organic veggies taste like nyerk and are twice as expensive. i stay away from eggs cause its bad for cholesterol. chicken tastes good mang

[dirtyklingon]

you sound liek the average guy that discovered rap in his tweens with eminem in the late 90s early 00's though. so i'm surprised you don't ask for extra mayo when you hit up burger king or mcd's or kfc or olive garden.

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if you knew me in real life, by now my mom would have shown you the tapes of me dancing to hip hop for my friends. all of them. and i would have cried again

[dirtyklingon]

so yo momma was a hoodrat?



dayumn son, how many daddies you got?

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[dirtyklingon]