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dirtyklingon, on 21 March 2012 - 11:54 AM, said:

teh rest of them are fun to think about nyerking once and never calling again.

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i wouldn't take that risk with courtney cox.


i'd have to like plan ahead and


set up fake name including matching fake id etc

use prepaid cc for hotel room

use hotel room in different town from where i live

set up and memorize back story that is close enough to my real life to be easy to lie about and seem beleivable, while not leading back to my true real life.


hire fake friends under a fake name to wing man for me for the night.


not allow anyone else to take pictures of me with her.


the consequences are just too much to deal with if it all goes wrong though. if any single point fails and she discovers who you really are, it's a life time of pain and regret as she brings her non stop daily crazy in to your daily normal life.


i mean look at her man, just look at her. her crazy eye son a scale of 1 - 10 are a 23.

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lul

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you could just say something even crazier and make her think youre the weird one

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then she'll think i'm the One

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you cold be rich. let me ask you a question, dk. what would kevin federline do?

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i think she's pas thte kids having stage.

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True

[dirtyklingon]

maybe i'll impregante juliette danielle instead.

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But shes po'

[dirtyklingon]

yeah but i still want to impregnate her

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ask her if she'll let you

when she asks you why just tell her thats the twist

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when youre teh sex, you can yell out I'M TEARING YOU APART LISA

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BOOP

[dirtyklingon]

hi bill.