[dirtyklingon]

about 12 years ago friend of a friend got a brand new ps2 and DOA and we went over and got him stoned and i pretty mcuh dominated everyone in the game for 3 horus straight. this guy was pretty pissed.


and back then i was usually the weaker figthing game player.


i really enjoyed tekken3 alot though. it was a pretty big deal in my town at the time and i really liked the fighting styles of the kung fu characters. as wlel i was big into jackie chan as well at the time.

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Do you get into kung fu movies?

[dirtyklingon]

depends on if they good or nyerk.


but i tend to actualyl get the humour in the jackie chan ones or like kung fu hustle is hilarious to me.


not really sure wher ei get my understanding of asian/chinese/japanese/korean culture from that weeaboos seem to be totally clueless despite watchign way more movies/shows from there than i do.


liek i'm always amazed by the ignroance o fthe aion player weeaboos that seem to no life that nyerk but come as as being completely out of touch in terms of understanding what's going on with alot of that stuff. or why the best jokes in these shows and movies are so funny.

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i tend to watch a lot of them because they are on instant nflix. a funny one i recently watched was wing chun from the 90s. not slapstick though, like kf hustle. i asked bc i saw a really good one that i liked a lot called Ip Man. check it out if youre bored, but dont watch #2

[dirtyklingon]

ip man looked pretty good for sure. haven't seen it yet though.

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what i found different was they didnt put him on wires or make the fight scenes that long. he fought like the style intended and literally was less than a foot from his opponent every time. and i learned that you dont want to kill his friends and make him angry

[dirtyklingon]

it's made by the people that do jackie chan movies, and they are very good at choregrpahy and don't use wires like say hidden tiger crouching dragon or w/e it's called.

there's a few different i guess studios or w/e in asia, in hong kong or taiwan that do different movies, and you can usually tell which is which so to say just by the actors in them and the different style each one has.


like most jackie chan movies have all the same sets of actors playing different roles from movie to movie.

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hmm, i wonder if there was a different crew for #2, cause they went to nyerk with wires and shameless pandering to bruce lee. it was hard to tell they were of the same storyline

[dirtyklingon]

idk.

isn't ipman the one about a chinese kung fu guy during the ww2 japanese occupation of china or something?


and in the trailer or something he fights like 20 japanese soldier trained in karate all at once and kicks their asses?

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yes

[dirtyklingon]

they did a sequel to it with wires and nyerk?

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yeah, there was huge success with #1, so they got more money and tried to cash in on it. made me sad cause of how much i liked #1

ill spoil the ending for you, since you shouldnt ever watch it. bruce lee knocks on the door as a 5 year old boy. only he has the exact same mannerisms as if he was 30. like rubbing his nose with his thumb and nyerk. and he has that smirk. was so nyerkty and obvious crowd pandering. COME SEE THE MAN WHO TRAINED BRUCE LEE

[tamagoyaki]

baddies

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[dirtyklingon]

sounds terrible.

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PPretty much

[dirtyklingon]

i ahven't watched alot of kung fu movies anyways in recent years.

ia lso really disliked the jack chan/chris w/e his name that i mix up names with crhis rock but know which oen is which aside from names movies.

although when the chris (name) guy does that kraoke of mj song it's hiolarious.

[tamagoyaki]

rush hour?

i liek

[dirtyklingon]

yeah not a big fan. chris w/e his name is isa good comedic actor, but i just don't like his movies that much...


also he waas kinda annoying in fifth element.

[tamagoyaki]

go away baddie