[0____________o]

its gotta suck getting sand in your flying tutty

[Beth]

0___________o, on 23 May 2012 - 05:35 PM, said:

Heh...she said loose

Oh snap, I did, didn't I. Freudian slip.

[dirtyklingon]

[0____________o]

i need an adult

[dirtyklingon]

found a pic of device with his new hair cut.

[0____________o]

His bf gets him diamonds so he gets a great blowjob

[dirtyklingon]

[Neb]

I'm suing you for discrimination based on sex.

nyerk you keeping me, a strong white male, tied down with your prejudices.

WHITE POWER

WHITE POWER

...errrr

Male power!

[dirtyklingon]

[No,you.]

HD pic

[dirtyklingon]

[0____________o]

joking is the best way to hide the fact that youre not joking

[dirtyklingon]

i'll tell ya what i want what i really really want!

[Kerasa]

dirtyklingon, on 25 May 2012 - 07:54 AM, said:

one time i read on jezebl that using sponges for tampons was semi annoying because it feels gross to put a dry sponge in there without lube, and then it can be gross to clean after too.

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

[dirtyklingon]

jezebel is a super fun and magical place where ladies let their hair down and commisirate about periods, having no tits or too big tits, and how all men are always leering at them and probably pedos too.


as a male you can't really read it too much otherwise it gives you a complex to the extent of feeling if you look in the general direction of a woman's fb profile pic you are a stalker and a rapist or something...

[0____________o]

Dk, Therapist

[dirtyklingon]

i'm just saying i might've been reading jezebel for a while...

[0____________o]

DK, The Rapist

[dirtyklingon]

wut

[0____________o]

Dk: There, I pissed.