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BlackOrchid 
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 04:37 PM
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"All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege"
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 06:28 PM
Those crazy japanese.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:26 PM
oh god...posting japanese videos and saying things like "OMG LOOK IT'S SO WEIRD WTF" is so 2010 and it just makes you look awkward
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tamagoyaki
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:50 PM
be nice pear. he's younger than you.
also i've seen much worse. you have to go to the country to see it.
also i've seen much worse. you have to go to the country to see it.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 04:48 PM
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that video is totally normal
That certainly puts some things in perspective...
"All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege"
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:28 PM
is that all pear does anymore? 
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:47 PM
Two Texas farmers, DK and Pear, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
DK turns to Pear and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
Pear thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, DK goes down to the college and meets Reflexion of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" DK says. "What's that?"
Reflexion says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," Reflexion says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, DK shakes Reflexion's hand and leaves to go meet Pear at the bar. He tells Pear about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Pear says, "What's that?"
DK says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer... "
moral of the story is, Logic is a wonderful thing
DK turns to Pear and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
Pear thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, DK goes down to the college and meets Reflexion of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" DK says. "What's that?"
Reflexion says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," Reflexion says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, DK shakes Reflexion's hand and leaves to go meet Pear at the bar. He tells Pear about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Pear says, "What's that?"
DK says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer... "
moral of the story is, Logic is a wonderful thing
This post has been edited by reflexion: 09 July 2012 - 05:04 PM
KAWAII!!!!
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tamagoyaki
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:15 PM
sad joke
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 11:22 AM
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